...which is currently untitled (like, properly titled), but oh well.

Title: Triple Limerick of 'Love'
Summary: Arthur/Merlin smut, in limericks (three stanzas).
Rating: R
Word Count: 101
Pairings/Characters: Arthur/Merlin,
Warnings/Content: smut
Beta: None :(
Notes: Written in a letter to my friend arithilim, who is suffering in college and as such needed some professional level cheering up. :)

There once was a skinny sorcerer
Who would so lovingly moan and purr

When his prince would romance

The soft wand in his pants

‘Til the wand chose to heighten and stir

What a beautiful wand it was, so grand!
T’was quite likely the best in the land

The prince offered a kiss

And the wizard would hiss

And the wand would spill love o’er his hand

So pleased was the prince of his man,
His sweet mouth he brought down to his hand

And he licked at the seed

With such succulent greed

He produced his own milky sweet strand